• “I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?”
• (To a woman with large breasts). “I heard that having too much sex causes a woman to grow large breasts - whoa! I guess you have a lot of sex!”
• “I’m going outside to make out - care to join me?”
• “I’m shy. Will you ask me out?”
• “The more you drink, the sexier I look. Can I buy you a drink?”
• “Excuse me - didn’t we go to different schools together?”
• “What’s a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”
• “Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.”
• “I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?”
• “Do you work in a bakery - cuz you sure have hot bunz!”
• “I’m new in town and can’t find my way around; could I have directions to your place?”
• “I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
• “If you kiss me I’ll give you this shiny new quarter.”
• “Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?”
• “Are you horny because I’m disease free?”
• “Do you work at Kentucky Fried Chicken?” (What/Why she asks?). “Cuz you look finger lick’en good.
• See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.”
• “So what haven’t you been told tonight?”
• “I really like your ass. Do you mind if I take it on a date?”
• “I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.”
• “My buddy thinks you are wearing grandma panties and I think you are wearing a thong. Show us who’s right.”
• “I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.”
• “Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.”
• “Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?”
• “Hey Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.”
• “Give me three good reasons why I shouldn’t buy you a drink.”
• “Is it that cold or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s in your shirt?”
• “You are the most interesting piece of ass I’ve talked to all evening.”
• “You with those curves, and me with no brakes…”
• “Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!”

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